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A guy finds a genie who offers him one wish. Already rich...

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A guy finds a genie who offers him one wish. Already rich and happy, he asks to always climax at the same time as his wife.
A few weeks later, he’s back rubbing the lamp.
“Genie, I need to undo that wish.”
The genie asks, “Why? Did something go wrong?”
“No, it works fine. But picture this: I’m at the bar with my buddies, playing cards, having a beer... then boom—orgasm.”

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