Avalon 620-0303

[CB#32]

Does anyone know anything about this place?

 

[Metalhead]

Before I begin, I’d like to say that it’s not my intention to offend anyone, with the following review. There were good and not so good things about this session and my position is to describe things as accurately as possible and try to find the humor in what I thought were some absurd moments, at least by my standards, that being said, on with the show.

I happen to be reading the Gazette the day before and I noticed an add for a new massage place with a 620 number, knowing that 620 equals west-island area I thought to myself that maybe this place would be the answer to all the prayers of the members living in the west-island. After having read the reviews on the places out west, I figured maybe someone heard the call and decided to do something right by all those asking for a nice MP out west.

So I let my fingers do the walking and 7 digits later I was talking with someone at the other end. Do you need an appointment? It’s better but not necessary, how about a half hour from now. That would work. Do you have showers in the room? Yes. Great, see you in 30 minutes. The voice on the other end gave me the impression of surprise that a client was actually going to show up. While on the phone I asked for the rates, $30 for 30 min and $45 for 60 min.

The place is located on the corner of Pierrefonds and Jacques Bizard blvds. Upstairs of the Boni-soir and Domino’s pizza, entrance is in the front of the strip mall with easy parking at either end of the mall. Up the stairs I go. There’s a buzzer near the door but the door isn’t locked so I just enter. There’s no one at the front desk so I wait patiently until someone sees me. This gives me time to check the place out a little more. They are still settling in as the wires hanging from the open ceiling can attest, but overall the place is nice and coming along. The reception area and halls are clean if not a little plain and sparse. After taking some mental notes for about 2-3 minutes a beautiful young blond girl notices me. She asks if I was the one that called and I say yes, she tells me it will be just a minute for things to be ready. She brings out a chair and offers me a seat. I knew that this was not the same person I had spoken to on the phone, she had a definite accent, probably Russian, while the other person I had spoken to sounded very local. True this girl was quite beautiful but the overall impression I got from her was that she knows that she’s hot in the looks department but yet she seemed a little cold and impersonal.

On our way down the hall to the room, I notice another girl in a room watching TV, to me she looked like the girl I had spoken to. She definitely didn’t look like the other girl that was leading me down the hall, which lead me to believe that she was just the receptionist.


Now at the door to the room, I’m asked if I want 30 or 60 min, to which I respond 60, before I even put a foot past the doorway I’m asked for the $45, so I give it to my blond goddess with the cold customer service disposition and enter this new territory in the west. Door now closed, I examine my surroundings as I get ready for the shower. The room is quite large, think room 1 at Leonel. The décor is much more elaborate than at the reception area and the hallway, the room has a taste similar to the style of rooms at Isis. There’s a large mirror on the wall at the head of the table, sink, shower, shelves, clock all the usual stuff that would make me say this place was luxurious. The shower spray and hot water were both excellent. There are 3 rooms both smaller and one isn’t finished yet.

Once dry, I hop on the table, which was ok, a little noisy for my taste, wide enough in general but I think that a couple of months from now it might need some upkeep as it’s not the type of table that gives me the impression it’s going to last very long but for now I don’t feel like it’s going to collapse under me. I drape my towel over my butt and take one last glance at the clock, I await the entrance of what I hope will be my blond hostess.

Funny thing about hope is that when you hope you’ll get one thing and you don’t, it’s really an uphill battle after that, don’t you think? A little knock on the door and in walks, “the receptionist”, after all that hoping a little piece of me died right there on the table, I knew it would take heroic measures to get it back from death’s door, but I had a feeling that it wasn’t going to happen. Don’t get me wrong, Katrina, who is greek, is a very nice person and all, older 30-40 range, not in bad shape, but aged where you’d expect her to be, ultimately she just wasn’t my type at all.

For example, the first thing she does is remove the towel I had draped over myself and slap my butt a few times and this before the introductions are even made. For those of you that grew up watching Bugs Bunny, do you remember the episode with the abominable snowman, where he picks up Daffy and squeezes the crap out of him and says, “I’m going to pet him and stroke him and call him George.”, while Daffy is turning blue through his black feathers, well that’s pretty much what went through my mind at that instant.

With the foreplay now over for the moment, introductions are finally made and we get down to the massage. She applies some oil here and there and asks me if I’ll mind if her hands slip, “probing me” with an alien’s touch to demonstrate what she means. Let’s see about that later I say. She asks me if I want a sensual or deep tissue massage, I ask for deep tissue. She begins the massage which was actually quite good, hard and deep and I could feel her hitting all the tough areas. She said she’s been doing this for 12 years and it’s quite easy to believe, since her massage technique is really quite sound.

I guess 12 years in the business gives you an attitude where, shyness and discretion goes out the window, replaced by bluntness and to some degree a, “We both know why you’re here attitude.” Personally I enjoy the, “What’s going to happen,” feeling you get with a new place or girl, well that was replaced with the, “Am I going to survive this experience with all my pieces intact,” feeling. I felt like the main course at a medieval banquet, all I was missing was in apple in my mouth and I’d be ready.

By now I’m sure you’ve all guessed that I found Katrina to be overly aggressive for my taste, now I know why there’s a hurricane named after her. Some of you might find her way refreshing, and call me old school here, I’ll just stick to what I’m used to and this wasn’t it. In her defense though I did enjoy some teasing she did before the flip and as I said already the massage was great.

Between my mind racing and my imagination reaching new heights, I totally lost track of time. When she tells me to flip so she can use me as a sex toy, I thought to myself for a moment, hmmm, if I jump out the window now I just might make it….three floors isn’t that high is it? Now flipped over and feeling even more vulnerable, I glance at the time, still 30 minutes left. She starts to apply some oil on my frontal areas, focusing mostly on the middle area and she asks me if I want any options. Knowing full well that I wasn’t interested in much here, I ask what’s on the menu anyways. As you all know once words come out of your mouth, you can’t take them back. So the menu went 20-40-60 as usual but for $80 I could do anything I want to her. Noooooooooooooooo, why couldn’t someone else have extended this offer to me? Someone who’s soft and delicate, that I could enjoy and savor and derive mutual pleasure from. From that point on I was in survival mode, the fact that she didn’t turn me on and that my mind was replaying the events thus far over and over, made it difficult for her to put me over the edge. She commented on how long I was lasting and that she’d never be able to keep up with me if we were really doing it, at that point I just wanted to get close to the 60 minutes I had paid for because, well heck, I did pay for 60 minutes. At the end of 53 minutes I let the session end, my brain now probably bleeding from having to focus on finding my happy ending, not to mention my happy “place”. All during the hj she was going on and on with ooos and ahhs, so hard, so big, I can feel it throbbing…blah, blah. When did my life become filled with cheesy “B” movie dialogue? If I am dreaming that I’m in a “B” movie for god’s sake could the guy in the cheap monster suit finish me already so I can wake up from this nightmare!

I could have gone longer but I decided to cut my losses, besides, I could use the extra time to look for my dignity before leaving. So after the ordeal is over I ask for 10 minutes to shower, to which I’m told that might be too long as they need the room. Right… this after she tells me that they’ve only had 10 clients in the first week, I guess all of a sudden people are lining up around the block.

I know some of you would probably would have said, ok that’s enough at some point. So why did I stay, you ask? For the same reason we watch a train wreck, except this time the collateral damage was me!

To make a long story longer, this place is apparently the same owner as the 2 VIP’s. After all the bad reviews I read about west-island MP’s I should have known better, so count me in as having officially taken one for the team.

Even though I could probably go back with another girl and have a better experience and the place is clean and new, I’d rather not relive these moments again, not to mention that most west-island reviews leave something to be desired in general regardless of where you go. So I think I’ll stick to my usual haunts in the future.

Mr.B

 

[Marmalade]

Great review Mr. brown, Sorry about your bad experience. Most of the MPs in WI are good for nothing. Just one thing though the owner of Avalon is not the same as other 2 VIPs.
Actually the first VIP is owned by Jane and the WI Vip is being bought by Dora the ex-owner of centre excellence on CDN. The owner of Avalon is also russian but he is neither Dora nor jane.


I wish we had a good MP in WI so we don't have to drive all the way to centre ville..;: (

 

[Terry]

Just went there tonight to check this place out. Apparently, they've been open for 3-4 months..

I got this Cuban girl named Vivianna. A girl named Michelle spoke to me over the phone, who the previous poster referred to, with good English. I was interested in taking her but went for the surprised.

Vivianna was probably early 30s at most with a decent look. She is probably B cup or C cup, don't remember.

The massage was a decent relaxing sensual massage with some teasing.

Finally, the flip over. She gave me the options....I was tempted and went for the 80 bucks... She stripped down but kept her panties on....but I was able to reach in. She allowed me to do more and gave me more also (out of respect, will keep that detail to myself....YMMV)

The decor is nice and the rooms are new and clean.

Repeat? Not with her....MAYBE someone else. Not sure if this place will sink overall like the rest of the WI places.

We need Jessica back at VIP...

 

[Earl D]

IM gonna be honnest but I always ask to look at the girl first or at least get pictures.

 

[blueberry89]

Have been there four times (sorry for not posting yet). The first was absolutely hilarious. She was romanian and called herself something like Laura or Vicki (can't remember). She was large with the biggest breasts I have ever seen in real life (does FFF cup exist?). Her massage skills were actually pretty good but she was ranting about the fact that she knows sooo much more than the other girls in these "whorehouses" and that is why she left the other west island MP (Jasmin?, Roxboro?). That she refused to take massage lessons from less experienced girls...blah blah blah. Not even a HJ came up and I didn't go want to go there with her so I just settled in and enjoyed a fairly skilled massage from the romanian shot-putter. As I was leaving this session, I bumped into the blond goddess as referred to by Mr Brown. I knew right away that she was the Diana eforum.xxxites complimented at Roxboro and the one who used to be at Absolute Zone (Karine?).

I immediately planned on seeing her a few days later. This was the session that the WI needs more of. I had just walked 36 holes of golf in the pouring rain (tournament) and was in very bad need of a massage. It was only mildly therapeutic but still OK. Mileage was limited to topless and a good HJ but would qualify as what most hobbyists are in search of...some good TLC from a very good looking lady (girl, she's 26) combined with decent massage skills.

I called again a week later to see if I could get more mileage out of Diana but they got confused with booking and she came in and asked whether I would mind seeing Viviana. I told her I was disappointed and she gave me a nice big kiss.
In walks Viviana who confirmed that she was Viviana formerly from Jasmin. I was disappointed at first but it turned out that mileage would be pretty high that day. Sorry, details not appropriate here.

I finally booked Diana again a week later and I was still thinking about that kiss! Massage was similar and we got along very well. Towards the end of the session, I asked if I could massage her and she seemed surprised but agreed. This is where I knew that mileage would never be extreme with her. She stayed in her panties, got on the table and crossed her legs! Who crosses their legs for a massage? Anyway, I made a few subtle attempts but to no avail.

At this point, she is to my knowledge the only real gem here and worth the effort. I won't repeat as often as my quest for more mileage keeps me wandering around.

Keep posting if any other "diamonds in the rough" show up here!

 

[Erick28]

So I went back today and had an appointment with Michele today.

She's a local girl, brunette, slim girl. In her early 20s.

Nice girl maybe a repeat.

 

[Johneisha]

Reppy, is she hot. She seems to be working there everyday. When I call its either her or Diana. Diana does not give a lot of mileage but is hot. What about your girl. Would you actually recommend her to someone.

 

[James M]

She's hot to me at least. She lives not too far away hence the availability.

 

[sk8er dude]

I just called today, who's Alex or Anna? anyone ever heard of them?

 

[The Bear]

As far as I know, $40 is a topless HJ, $60 is nude HJ, $80 is thai....thats what I used to charge, and I feel, thats how much you should pay. This isn't steady work, and you trying to bargain, leads us girls to leave...we're people too and deserve respect.

 

[johnny fettcakes]

...and 20$ is what we should pay for plane hj,not 40.

 

[Kim N]

Mistress Lina,

Settle down.....

My complaint was about the HJ for 40. The standard price is 20.

I think customer deserve respect also, not just MPs. Customers are people too ya know

P.S. 25 bucks is what she asked from me, I didn't negotiate that price.

 

[sevenwndrs]

I went back tonight to see Michele.

She was very friendly to talk to and very professional and entertaining. I've grown to like her since the first time.

Will repeat again

 

[sid1258]

Wow, another place on the West Island...

I am not into high milage, just a lot of teasing a good HJ, (maybe topless, if she has nice, big boobs).

So it sounds like I'm best off with Diana, unless someone else can give me some info.

Thanks.

 

[Max S]

Anyone else tried anyone else here lately?

Thanks

 

[bella blue]

Not too impressed with this "gem". Talks way too much with a little girl's kind of laugh, plus she hypes the fact that she was an escort, and brings the options out in the open way too soon in the massage, pushing hard (pardon the pun) for one to spring for her to get undressed and for "touching". I have been disappointed far too often to pay ever again to see bodies that might be scarred, hairy, or tattooed. Plus, who needs to know about her "wonderful boyfriend" who, apparently, doesn't know what she is doing for a living??? Won't be a repeat for me.

 

[Aarif Ameen]

Any of the girls here have nice large breasts? If so, are they real / fake?

One eforum.xxxite posted this a while back:

West Med wrote:
She was romanian and called herself something like Laura or Vicki (can't remember). She was large with the biggest breasts I have ever seen in real life (does FFF cup exist?).

Has anyone seen her since? Sounds like she could be scary large, but might be worth it for the giant tatas.

Also, can someone describe Diana breast wise?

 

[VitaminWaterGuy]

Does anybody know if Diane is still working here and what her schedule is? Thanks.

 

[g_pierce95]

the easiest way is just to call!!! Whats the worse that can happen??? They sue you and take over your life? Nah, their too busy giving people massages!