Best or worse pickup line...

[xboy332000]

I found some more...

I wish you were a carousel at Wal-Mart, so I could ride you all day long.

Hey baby! You got something on you ass.
What?
My eyes!

Baby did you fart? 'cuz you blew me away. :ashamed: Lame!!

 

[Wajahat A]

guy---" So, ya wanna get some beer then grab a pizza and Fuck?"
girl----" hell, no!"
guy---" aww, you dont like pizza?"
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"did it hurt?"
'What?'
"when you fell from heaven"
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"your name has to be Summer b/c you are HOT!"
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lame, lame and lame
xxx~

 

[b1rak]

If I could arrange the the letters in the alphabet I'd but U and I together.

Excuse miss.. you must be tired?
Why?
Because you've been running through my mind my ALL god damn nite!

Why don't you pretend to be a door so that I can bang you all day?

 

[ncmitchell38]

- I lost my phone number..can i have yours.
- i lost my teddy..can i sleep with you.
- your so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

:lmao:

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[Pompal 09.]

oh lord ive had loads of guys use lame chat up lines and a few girls aswell lol !!! so heres a couple .

Excuse me are you lost? Because heaven is a long way from here
You must be the greatest thief ever. You just stole my heart away

 

[Jeski]

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

 

[Faisal the great]

Pick up lines make me laugh when I hear them.

here are some that I have heard:

"If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against mine?"
"Hey, I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you."
"I lost my number, can I have yours?"
"Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."
"If you was my homework, I would do you on the table."

lame I know, but they make me laugh.

 

[vrxzxrnj]

I'm not sure if this is suppose to be in jokes or not, but I'm trying it.

What's the best or worse pickup line you had on you or you tried on someone else?

Mine is when a guy said: "I'm Fred Flintstone, I can make your bed rock". I thought it was lame. That's my opinion. What's is everyone's else pickup line.