Outcall massage Toronto

[Asian Oracle]

Saw her ad posted here, decided to take the plunge.

Massage * Outcalls

Enjoy a Great massage. I'm an attractive female offering a relaxing full body massage. Outcalls Only- $120 hour 416 888 4529

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She came to my condo. She had a single pic on her ads here, looked reasonable if not great to me.

I'm mid 30's and Asian in great shape. She is white and maybe, 35?

She arrived, got donation out of the way.

Ok, so she's.....strange. Maybe autistic, certainly socially awkward, a little slow, something seems to have happened to her. I thought at first maybe she was deaf, she talks very slow and with a strange rising in her voice. Definitely not a fantasy, more like...someone you would feel sorry for. She has a sloped curvature in her spine. Like I said, something def off with her. Super skinny, almost anorexic. Train wreck doing massage to pay the bills.

Massage was terrible, teasing was non existent. She tried to finish me and I came but not much fun.

The only reason I'm posting is not to make fun of her. But she's...sad, and mostly useless in ever way, and it's a complete 100% waste of your money.

 

[adamthrowaway0]

Thanks for the review.. wondering if anyone else tried her as well. Seems like a unique experience lol

 

[Asian Oracle]

Thanks for the review.. wondering if anyone else tried her as well. Seems like a unique experience lol

I felt absolute regret at blowing $120 on her, and I wouldn't want anyone else to feel it. She was a very sweet girl but all kinds of problems, mental and physical (some of which I will not go into here as they are weird and I don't want to be mean), and worst of all, the massage is garbage.

 

[Asian Oracle]

Has anyone tried this girl since I saw her? She did mention much more is on the menu, and her strangeness might be a feature rather than a bug for some, haha.

 

[Asian Oracle]

I've added a review on her page to prevent you from going until she improves her massage. Hopefully this will be incentive.

 

[tiktikboom]

Has anyone tried this girl since I saw her? She did mention much more is on the menu, and her strangeness might be a feature rather than a bug for some, haha.

Feature and not a bug is wild hahaha! One man's trash is a other man's treasure.

 

[Asian Oracle]

Feature and not a bug is wild hahaha! One man's trash is a other man's treasure.

Let's face it: we men get a little turned on by strange things. Have you seen that On The Spectrum dating show on Netflix? There's one girl that's quite fuckable haha

 

[DennyRenny]

Are the pics here actually here?

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[Asian Oracle]

Are the pics here actually here?

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Barely. Trust me, she is not attractive. She has a slump in her spine, she mentioned she was a former drug addict and has that pasty look of one. She is scrawny and unhealthy looking. Again, don't want to be mean, but the whole experience was really bad. She mentioned more was possible on the menu, but you'd have to be super lonely and horny to pay for that. And massage was non existent.