Porn Theatere in Cancun.

[Jack A]

Great Guys I also here in Puerto Morales there is like Two Swingers clubbs. One Is Called Caribean Reef I think... Not Sure What The other place is called.... I think Cancun Also Has Active Swingers Groups... Now Me I am still reporting from Centro across From THE ADO Station... Again I also need info On The Cheap Whore Action in centro for future reference at least. Tonight Dead Like I said. Not Sure What else is around here. I think I saw an advertisement for some Fag Place around the Corner from AdO Station. fuck That Shit. Of Course The Faggot scene will Be More Open And Big Here Then Say Merida. OK out to The Zona Hotelera Section now for sure. Must Check that out before I leafve here tommorrow.

 

[Yuriy R]

I'm not sure how you can miss it. If you stroll down the beach from Ave Constituyentes down to the ferry dock, you'll be tripping over them. The only women who aren't topless are usually Americans.

Topless bathing is LEGAL in Playa del Carmen. On weekends, young Mexican men stroll down the beach and gawk at the topless women. In one funny incident that I witnessed, some very attractive Italian women got very annoyed at them and went up to their face and gave them an earful laced with profanity. Since Italian is very similar to Spanish, the Mexican men had no trouble understanding what was said to them.

I've also seen the local police patrol the beach on the weekends to keep groups of Mexican men from loitering around the topless women.

When I was Playa del Carmen, I attended a local Spanish language school. In the school, there were four Dutch girls (21 - 26 yrs old). During the end of my first week, the Dutch girls saw me on the beach and joined me. Before I knew it, they were laying topless next to me. I had to constantly remind myself not to stare at their breast when they talked to me. Thank goodness I wore dark, dark sunglasses. I was always hoping they'd ask me to spread on the suntan lotion, but sadly they didn't.

 

[Fall time!!]

Ken I heard a nude beach or two is BY Playa Del Carmen... I think Tulum has one too. Then there is the infamous Zipolite Beach Where Nudists Plus Potheads go to also. That is in the state of Oaxaca... OK Am Now by The Ado Bus Station... Man I must be 3 fucking Hours before At The Airport And I will Be Waiting there broke almost a 100%%%%%. After paying for The collectivo I might have like 70 Pesos left... Will Call For My Ride in chicago collect too. Passed By The Porn Theater again and nothing there. All The 3 Fag Hairplaces were closed too. Shit I think That is The low End Zone where the locals go to.. I read up about that somewhere. Not Sure If It was on this site or another Site. Off To Take A Ruta 1 Collectivo later to The Hotel Zonera. Might Post That info Again Later. Again Looking For Low End Whores In Centro sunday Forget it.

 

[bubbleyumm]

I asked all over about that...it is supposedly at Playa Del Carmen south of Cancun...however, I could never find it...

Everyone described it as 'La Playa con chicas sin nada aqui' pointing to their chest, meaning it was topless and not necessarily all nude...Mexico is quite conservative about public nudity so I wouldn't go trying to be nude on the beach unless you're far away from local LE and there's no families around...

 

[NYlisa]

Guys I am In Centro Cancun now... I checked out the scene on Calle 10 And The Porno Theater and its DEAD Tonight. Those Clubs are open other days besides sunday... The Porn Cinema was all full of fags. I wasted 20 Pesos for nothing. The Porn Place is opened until 11 and it also looked like an 11 year old girl was selling tickets there... There Are also Fag TVS on the street and like 3 Fag Beauty Places. they also harrased me for Blow Jobs or Massage. One TV I asked who was the one cutting hair across the street and It was A Fag too. A Gag with The Name Of Eva or Anna. Spaz Would love this area for sure...

 

[Pompal 09.]

I must admit from reading Arecho's posts that he seems to spend 99.5% of his time poking into all sorts of holes looking for pussy. It makes me wonder if he's on these trips for business or what? I think he likes the search and checking out all these strange places. If you want to get laid, you just go where you know you're going to get laid and get it done. I have to think that's too starightforward for you, Arecho, and you like the adventures and the cab riding and the bus riding etc. For me, I just want to go to the casa and get fucked. It's like shopping - I don't want to shop I want to buy. I guess you like to shop.

 

[Robby]

So go to the fucking porn cinema if you want to, and quit talking about it. You may be totally non-fiction, but your true story is a sad one, it seems. Broke dick dog looking for a bone. Well, we've all been there at some point.

As for me, I've forgotten more about mongering than you will ever know. It's true that I travel less these days, but there are so many women right here, from Asia, Latin America, Russia, you name it, that it hardly seems worth the effort to go way over there just to fuck them.

I mean, after all, do we make the trip primarily for the pussy, or for the low-rent atmosphere of the fucking roach-infested shitholes where they live?

Some say both, but then spend all their time overseas in a room with no view, or in a bar that's no better or worse than filthy dives everywhere. Don't get me wrong, though... I like filthy dives.

It's those endless plane rides that kill it for me, and plenty of girls are right here. But when you've logged as many miles as I have, Mr.Non-Fiction, then you can sit at my table and buy me a beer.

Regarding Juanfunn, let him speak for himself... so to speak. Some of it might make sense, if the copious drool doesn't distract you so much you don't hear him.

As for Transsexuals, I like to talk about them because it really draws the homophobes out of the woodwork, guys who are so afraid of the cocksucker inside themselves that they lash out in fear. Yes, I like women exclusively, but does it really matter? And if so... why?

Difference between me and you is that I'm not on remote control, I'm not acting out my early programming. Like a duck, I wake up every day into a whole new world. I know how to look past the smoke and break it down. That gives me power, and wisdom, and if I ever need your opinion again, I'll beat it out of you, motherfucker.

I'm just messing with you, man. I like you. If I knew where you were I would probably send you some money so you could hump some Mexican pussy, and not have to worry about cum flying thru the air in a dark theater, smacking you between the eyes, and dripping down your nose. It probably wouldn't cost much, because most Mexicanas would probably like the novelty of fucking a Peruvian. I know I would.

Just kidding man. I wouldn't fuck you... you're not even a transsexual, even though I hear there are a lot of them in Peru. Anyway, try to have fun on your last night. I know you must be having some fun. I mean, look at the last sentence of your post, above. Jesus, Hey-soos. Take it easy on the cerveza, borracho.

 

[avaaaa]

Dude Spaz I am pretty broke so If I check out the theater its my problem. Dude Like It or not they Are Dudes With Tits. OK Thats a Fact. If You like that stuff or not. Thats a Fact. Today is my last night in Mexico And I am pretty damn broke. I will Try To check out that Porn Cinema for sure if its open tonight. If Not I just will take it easy tonight take a local bus to The Zona Hotelera for awhile then come back to my cheap hotel in Centro Cancun. Spaz You seem like you like Fiction stories here all the time. I am totally Non Fiction. Thats the differnce between Me And You. Now I understand Why JuanFunn is always getting Mad at you. If You Good info post it if not The Shut Up.

 

[Yia!]

Dude, you're making me crazy... the saying goes, "ALL kidding aside". What you said makes no sense.

And don't call TS boys "boys". Everyone knows they're girls with big clits.

If you feel something smack you in the back of your head in the 4th row, don't reach back bare-handed, use a tissue. Either way, it will mess up your grooming, and you will have to change the oil in your chi-chi ra-ra haute couture Elvis hair-style.

 

[~~ Angie~~]

Hey Guys No Kidding aside. Whats up with this Porno Place In Cancun? Is it open on sundays? Do Swingers go here or what? Can I bring in a Hooker from the streets in there? Whats the exact hours of the place? Is There Anything similar to this like a Porn Shop where couples,straights and other people go too??? Whats The Action also On The Swingers Scene here? Juan And Spazz give me some info here and less sarcasm. To Me The Porn Theater I would bring a Hooker off the Street. Juan would have his Swinging Latina to bring in there And Spaz would enter with his well hung TS Boy in to that place.

 

[twinkiesue]

I take back all that I said. You are obviously a person of devastating intellect.

 

[zcall27]

Ha Dude IronMaiden with Bruce Dickinson covered that song as a copy too. I never was much in to Tull. Actually the very first Tull Record kicks ass like Blues Progressive rock. Tony Iommi from black Sabbath also Jammed on a movie the Rolling Stones stared in.... Yes Its on DVD these days. Ha Good Ole Ian Anderson. what a Freak. And Who Was The Guitarist from Tull Like Martin Barre I think?

 

[jaygirl]

Hey Juan thats Spazs thing but now with The Banker cutting down on The Tv Talk Spaz or other Ts Hunters will have to stay low key or else.

 

[karissa]

OK Juan now alls alright with Spaz He knocks Me Down but He,s the first one that would probably be caught with his pants down in of those theaters and not with a girl or even guy but A Fucking He-She. OK GUY... LOL. Those Places In Sao Paulo the Porno Cinemas in Centro Have many Fags and TVS Going in to them. The Scene in Mexico City was more mixed the same in Lima Peru. Where I live in Chicago now in Melrose Park there is a pretty straight theater that Has Swingers action there all the time. Plus The CTS Theater in Gary Indiana too. Also I heard The Michigan Street Theater on Melton Road By Poreforum.xxxe Has Couples Swinging there too. I would think Cancun would be the same cause of The Huge Gringo Presence. I know Cancun Has some hedonism for Gringo Swingers. There is also supposedly A Nude Beach In Tulum too. Hey To Spazmid I have found out that Merida Mexico does kind of have a semi small large TV Population. I am not sure on Progreso too but in Celestun the few restaraunts I saw there Gay looking TV Guys were taking care of the food there in those restaraunts. Shit I am starting to get to like Merida a little And Now I must come back to Shitty Cancun. Oh Well Shit Happens. I am alright Juan too. Thanks a lot Brother,A.M.

 

[mebepat]

Duh george , BackSpazm-id or whoever you are. Damn i am so glad you compared me to georgie porgie, now i would not lower my standards to your idiot -savant level .hmm you must love being ripped off by cancunts... Well i guess it take a pu$$y, 2 know a Pu$$Y. And your words of wisdom , well they smell like a punk _ss pu%#Y.You get my drift . the magic words are compare(what im saying), and similarities(what or who could i be talking about).And damn it if i misspelled them ,OOps teacher,i thought we can use ebonics if it in a form of a question. Also Get off Arecho , he is a ok. And just want an abundance of what,when, and where the pussy be at?Possibly something to consider instead of being my tutor in eng 101- but if you dont like chicks its ok too. bye spaz get a life or climb the empire state state building and not come back down -bye bye
Wow who mispelled theater! git em spam , i mean spaz...

 

[SueyN]

HEy Spaz Great Photo on Bush Bushitting And Doing nothing when The Attacks happened. Alright Back to The Porno Theater. I mention this all the time cause this Porno Theater is in The so Called Red Light Zone of Centro Cancun. I am sure those SWS caherge no more then 50 bucks. If I can get one off the streets say for 350 to 400 pesos then Shag here in to The Theater to Suck Me off... Then Great. It Seems Mexico still has some of these Old School Porno Theaters left Where In The U.S./Canada Most Of These places are obsolete. Sure a Few New places open up from time to time like in The Chicago Area The Adult Emporium Theater in melrose Perk And Sleazy CTS Theater In Gary Indiana. OK I am out of here. Wondering if This Cancun Porn Sinema is Open Sunday Night?????

 

[Pompal 09.]

Believe it or not, I actually understand perfectly what the guy is saying. But Juanfunn, it doesn't have to be that way. In every city there are humanitarians who will rescue you from illiteracy at no charge. Take advaneforum.xxxe of the free community resources, and then maybe ordinary folks can understand you too. Look closely at the book that George is holding, and know that you are not alone.

 

[Rob C]

...there you are in Cancun, with all that nasty, filthy, hot high school trim, and all those barely legal putas, and all you can think of is finding a theater where you can do a PeeWee Herman.

Arecho, do not shoot cum in the hair of the guy in front of you. He will not think it is mousse, like Cameron Diaz in There's Something About Mary. And be careful, the floors are slippery.

 

[sevenwndrs]

Will Be in Cancun Sunday. I am in Merida now. Any XXX Action at this Porn Theater Sunday? Also Any Porno Stuff in Merida? If Anyone knows on this info post back here soon,A.M.

 

[FrenchPea]

Hi Guys,is anyone out there into massage parlors scene ?When I am in Cancun I like to go to theses places,because you never know what will be offered in the way of options.There seems to be at least 20 places that I know of .The cost is 200 to 300 pesos for 1 hour .There are some really good looking women working in the parlors.Any feedback ?