review: Ryan @ Flirt 2 (formerly premier)

[karlcox]

wanted to book today with my go to girl at S9. Called in only to find out that she will be off until the beginning of February for vacation. No one else was available who peaked my interest.

I decided to check out Flirts site and saw Ryan on the schedule. This is the same Ryan that used to work at Premier and whom I have read a number of positive reviews of.

This was my first time at Flirt. I did the line up once at the finch location but walked. Flirt 2 looks much nicer. A little bit of a cold/sterile feel to it as everything is white and black, but it was nice.

When ryan entered the room I was a little disappointed. Her body was not nearly as tight as it looked in the pictures. I would assume the pics are old and she's gained some weight.

Then she opened her mouth and I was again disappointed. This girl is either fucking nuts, or she is a crack head. Nothing she said made any sense. It was awkward and uncomfortable. No matter how hard I try to put it into words, I don't think I could properly convey how out to lunch this chick is. Her brain is fried.

On the way out I made a point of complaining to the receptionist. She offered me free door fee on a future visit. Appreciated but I'm unsure if I will go back.

If you've never seen Ryan, don't. Stay very very far away.

 

[ChubbyGuy]

Someone else (not sure on this forum) wrote the same thing that she was a 'weirdo'.

 

[imthedude]

Yes I met her in the lineup at Allure and thought she was just dumb, but each time I've seen her (again, in a lineup) , she's gotten progressively more unhinged. No desire to see her. She needs help.

 

[Roman]

I have talked to Ryan briefly in the lobby at Pure when she worked there.
Her looks were fine but I never booked because of reviews like this on the red board.

 

[anallover]

Haha!

That makes me almost want to book with her, just to have a crazy experience!! But would rather spend the money on someone fun!!

Thx for the heads up.

 

[Jmac]

Seen her in the lineup at Flirt2 and she literally looked like she smokes a pack-a-day of you name it. Looks like one of those white chicks that window shops more than actually purchasing if that makes sense. Would not bother.

 

[LazyBoy]

wanted to book today with my go to girl at S9. Called in only to find out that she will be off until the beginning of February for vacation. No one else was available who peaked my interest.

I decided to check out Flirts site and saw Ryan on the schedule. This is the same Ryan that used to work at Premier and whom I have read a number of positive reviews of.

This was my first time at Flirt. I did the line up once at the finch location but walked. Flirt 2 looks much nicer. A little bit of a cold/sterile feel to it as everything is white and black, but it was nice.

When ryan entered the room I was a little disappointed. Her body was not nearly as tight as it looked in the pictures. I would assume the pics are old and she's gained some weight.

Then she opened her mouth and I was again disappointed. This girl is either fucking nuts, or she is a crack head. Nothing she said made any sense. It was awkward and uncomfortable. No matter how hard I try to put it into words, I don't think I could properly convey how out to lunch this chick is. Her brain is fried.

On the way out I made a point of complaining to the receptionist. She offered me free door fee on a future visit. Appreciated but I'm unsure if I will go back.

If you've never seen Ryan, don't. Stay very very far away.

Sorry, too bad you didn't ask before you saw her. Ryan's "weirdness" is well known. Although weird is putting it very lightly. Weak bbbj, but at least it shut her up for a bit.

 

[Sybarite]

wanted to book today with my go to girl at S9. Called in only to find out that she will be off until the beginning of February for vacation...

Who is your go to girl at S9?

 

[msgme]

had one of the worst session with her... she made weird bird like noises... her body is not so nice especially her ass... she said she wishes to give me a bbbj but didnt follow through... she insisted on calling me "boyfriend" it felt uncomfortable i dont pay these girls for them to pretend im their boyfriend... i almost burst out laughing when she first said it

 

[karlcox]

She's definitely on drugs. The incoherent speech, inability to stay still. and jerking body/head movements are a tell tale sign. You see the exact same thing being done by the crack heads downtown

 

[ziggy333]

This review was fucking hilarious. Thanks for sharing.

wanted to book today with my go to girl at S9. Called in only to find out that she will be off until the beginning of February for vacation. No one else was available who peaked my interest.

I decided to check out Flirts site and saw Ryan on the schedule. This is the same Ryan that used to work at Premier and whom I have read a number of positive reviews of.

This was my first time at Flirt. I did the line up once at the finch location but walked. Flirt 2 looks much nicer. A little bit of a cold/sterile feel to it as everything is white and black, but it was nice.

When ryan entered the room I was a little disappointed. Her body was not nearly as tight as it looked in the pictures. I would assume the pics are old and she's gained some weight.

Then she opened her mouth and I was again disappointed. This girl is either fucking nuts, or she is a crack head. Nothing she said made any sense. It was awkward and uncomfortable. No matter how hard I try to put it into words, I don't think I could properly convey how out to lunch this chick is. Her brain is fried.

On the way out I made a point of complaining to the receptionist. She offered me free door fee on a future visit. Appreciated but I'm unsure if I will go back.

If you've never seen Ryan, don't. Stay very very far away.

 

[imyourpuppet]

Who is your go to girl at S9?

He's probably referring to Tracy I believe she is off for the next month.

 

[imyourpuppet]

Ryan is long past her expiry date. Used to have some great sessions with her - for an $80 tip she really went the extra mile for me. She's always been flaky but never really showed signs of drug abuse.

 

[snoopdoggie]

wanted to book today with my go to girl at S9. Called in only to find out that she will be off until the beginning of February for vacation. No one else was available who peaked my interest.

I decided to check out Flirts site and saw Ryan on the schedule. This is the same Ryan that used to work at Premier and whom I have read a number of positive reviews of.

This was my first time at Flirt. I did the line up once at the finch location but walked. Flirt 2 looks much nicer. A little bit of a cold/sterile feel to it as everything is white and black, but it was nice.

When ryan entered the room I was a little disappointed. Her body was not nearly as tight as it looked in the pictures. I would assume the pics are old and she's gained some weight.

Then she opened her mouth and I was again disappointed. This girl is either fucking nuts, or she is a crack head. Nothing she said made any sense. It was awkward and uncomfortable. No matter how hard I try to put it into words, I don't think I could properly convey how out to lunch this chick is. Her brain is fried.

On the way out I made a point of complaining to the receptionist. She offered me free door fee on a future visit. Appreciated but I'm unsure if I will go back.

If you've never seen Ryan, don't. Stay very very far away.

Karlcox, this is a wierd review. You talk about her figure and her conversation. But you didn't mention anything about her massage or her service. Just because she sounded like she was out to lunch, does that give you any reason to complain to the receptionist or management? Shame on you. We don't go to massage parlours for conversation do we? At least I don't, and I don't think anyone else does either. We see the mpa's for their service, not for their intelligence. I don't think Albert Einstein worked at a massage parlour, unless you know something that I don't. Lol.
This reminds me of a couple of years ago when people were complaining of Jonathan Bernier as he referred to Nelson Mandela as a famous athlete. Who cares if he doesn't know who Nelson Mandela is. He's getting paid to stop pucks from entering the net. He's not a political analyst.

 

[ChubbyGuy]

LOL....

Count me as one who also goes for the conversation.

 

[Mulva]

I most certainly go in part to spend quality time with a pleasant woman who knows how to carry a conversation. On occasion I’ve had someone that simply enjoyed hearing the sound of their voice. Listening is an skill that many people do not posses. It’s irritating to say the least and ruins the experience. So snoopdoggie I respectfully disagree.


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[karlcox]

Karlcox, this is a wierd review. You talk about her figure and her conversation. But you didn't mention anything about her massage or her service. Just because she sounded like she was out to lunch, does that give you any reason to complain to the receptionist or management? Shame on you. We don't go to massage parlours for conversation do we? At least I don't, and I don't think anyone else does either. We see the mpa's for their service, not for their intelligence. I don't think Albert Einstein worked at a massage parlour, unless you know something that I don't..

There was no massage. From the second she entered the room she started speaking gibberish and wouldn't shut the fuck up, all the while spasaming like a fucking junkie.

If you think that's not reason enough to complain, maybe your standards are too fuckin low? If I wanted to spend time with a crack whore, I would go find one in the ghetto, not go to a supposed upscale MP.

 

[karlcox]

LOL....

Count me as one who also goes for the conversation.

Conversation is not first on my list of reasons why I go, but good conversation is certainly a bonus.

Ryan couldn't even string a sentence together. Lol

 

[snoopdoggie]

Every mpa that I've ever met is not as intelligent as I am. Therefore the reason I go there is not for the conversation. There's a reason they work in a massage parlour, and not for NASA. Lol.
I'm not saying I'm not into joking and having fun. But I don't talk science when I'm in there.

 

[karlcox]

Every mpa that I've ever met is not as intelligent as I am. Therefore the reason I go there is not for the conversation. There's a reason they work in a massage parlour, and not for NASA. Lol.
I'm not saying I'm not into joking and having fun. But I don't talk science when I'm in there.

I'm sure most guys aren't having intellectual conversations with their MPAs, but pleasant chit chat and joking around is nice.

MPAs who are tweeking the fuck out and can't form a sentence, not so nice.