The TD Bank can suck my fucking DICK!

[Brian A]

I hope every branch gets hit with a Terrorist attack and everyone that works there gets anal aids in their asshole.
I get paid by certified cheque every two weeks.....and sometimes the fucking bank puts a god damn five day hold on it.

One teller told me to use the bank machine because I can take out $1000 right away. Another teller told me not to do that, but to deposit with a teller, so I can get $1000 right away.
Either way they fucking screw me, I miss payments and have to pay a surcharge....because they're fucking idiots.

This afternoon I went into a branch and spoke with the manager. She gave me the basic run around.........and would not release any of my money.

I called her a fat cunt and told her to go fuck herself, slammed her office door and left. (I was hot enough to fuck)

When I got home, there was a message from the TD BANK saying they have released some money for me to use. LMAO :he:

 

[Mr.Explosion]

I can relate guy. But really- do you have a record of rubber cheques with them or any other prior stuff they could hold against you?:neutral:

 

[twisted_christer]

Certified cheques is the equivalent to cash why would the manager say otherwise?.

 

[Cheesman]

They can quickly check cash for counterfeits, but the cc might have been stolen from someone or MIGHT be totally bogus.

In any event when they hold CC, government cheques, major corps they are in effect telling you that you MIGHT be a criminal. And all the banks do that a LOT these days:grrrrrr:.

 

[1992-luvinlifegurl]

We now have had 2 negative reviews posted. One on Scotia-bank and now TD.

I strongly suggest you call the owner before posting on a review board, maybe it was an off day,,,,, OH WAIT, oooooops, just woke up sorry.

 

[Alfred E]

What to say.

32 years with CIBC and never any problems. I did have several certified cheques for very large sums come in and had just pre-arranged with my CFP and Bank Mgr and there were no holds.

 

[Susan M]

I feel your pain. Yesterday TD put a 20 day hold on a US cheque that I deposited into my account. :grrrrrr:

 

[ryuzog]

Never heard of a 20 day hold, how come?.

 

[Wendy Williams]

Likely drawn on a USA bank.
There are thousands of banks in the USA and to some extent, the clearing system is inefficient compared to Canada. And to SOME extent the bank's just BS everyone about how long things take to process.:na:

 

[Ji.ngleberr.ies]

Feel better Ray. :go:

 

[TAHA]

Yes. Yes I do.

I was just tricked/forced into watching the MOST BORING sporting event EVER! I met some friends at a bar to watch the fucking shitty world cup. Being of German heritage I was routing for the Germans.
If it wasn't for the waitresses tits hanging out of her slutty top, ice cold beer and chicken wings......I would of left 5 minutes into the game.

What a stupid fucking sport; no excitement, no scoring chances, no goals.

 

[Cancan]

you need to get laid

 

[Pompal 09.]

Friecken yeah :great:

 

[Bye Bye]

C'mon Ray, you didn't really say that. Probably you saw the manager and said something along the lines of “I am too important to leave the comfort of my own home.” “Bring my groceries. Bring me pizza.” “Bring me a mortgage.” "Cash my certified cheque." And when TD wouldn't, you probably muttered "Sheesh," just like one of those lovable old fuckers in the TD ads.

jwm

 

[Dherbs]

if you talk nice to the manager, and you have a good record, they can put a "do not hold" notice on your account so that your cheques are not held. But you have to be a good boy to get that. Wishing they all get anal aids is best kept to yourself.