Warning!!! Dont do this in Thailand!

[JanetTiettotsscold]

When out on the piss, don't do this..................

1. Go around two tg's flat. Then have a shower, followed by starting to dry yourself! UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES REST YOUR FEET ON A SINK TO DRY THEM! This could result in the sink falling off and smashing, resulting in alot of blood over tg's flat, followed by a trip to Phuket hospital and 15 stitches in two very large deep gashes!!! :mad2:
This could then set you back; nearly 3000 baht in hospital bill's.
5000 baht for new bathroom suite!!

Also this make it impossable to go to a big party/dance comp later in the week!
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2. Get very drunk and decide to go to Tiger. While at the place in question, or any similar venue, continue to drink until the lack of any light coupled with the 'beer google' effect results in picking a fl very quickly! When outside in some light, ALWAYS TAKE TIME TO LOOK AT THE FL IN QUESTION! As it has been known (Ahem) that some fl can be as old as 55!!!??
Especially take notice of other people reaction's to the said person! Particulaly if the security quard at the hotel laughs when the id is given over!

N.B. When lights are 'turned on' again, say in a hotel room for instance. It is very acceptable to re-open the door quickly and ask other person to leave!!!!! :embrassed


I hope these pointers of what not to do while in los, helps people out in the future!

Knowing me, this list will most likely be added to in future!

Si

(Some of these events may or may not of occured during the past few weeks!)

 

[ellen<3]

This one time in Pattaya, while I was rip-roaring tore up drunk, I ended up with two little honeys sitting on my lap, asking me to take them home with me. Well, being the gentleman, and not wanting a girl to have to sleep out in the street for the night (of course), I was going to oblige them and let them enjoy the comforts of my room. BUT, knowing full well how ripped I was, I happened to run into a good friend first, and I took him aside and asked him his opinion of the two I was with, for my judgement was MORE than a bit impaired at the moment. (Yes, I had already done a LB package check on both of them, thank you...) Luckily, whatever I had drank that night hadn't given me too thick of beer-goggles, and my buddy said they were both worth a shag... "WHEW!!" :biggrinlo So, I took them home after all, and had a great time... --- It doesn't hurt to ask a second opinion when you're that drunk!! :love2:

 

[Pompal 09.]

Back in march during my last trip...I was out early evening with my two other buddies just having cocktails and shots for the long evening ahead. Somehow at around midnight, we all seemed to lose each other and from past experiance, I knew it was pointless looking for them because we all end up at safaree one way or another....anyways come 2am...I'm walking down Bangla to pick up my bike and set off to safaree when a ladyboy from crocodile asks me to give her a ride to safaree...I knew her from before and said no problem.To make matters worse, further down the road arount Tiger, her friend intercepted us and now she wanted a ride.I warned them that I could not guareenteed that I would get us there in one piece, no: but they just wanted the ride...anyways..I remember walking in with two ladyboys and having some of the local girls give me such bad looks :biggrinlo ...thank god my mates were there and I was able to lose the ladyboys and then hook up with a girl I knew from the night before...Then I spent neary 15 minutes trying to convince everyone that saw me walk in that I only gave them a ride in????They all thought there was more to it than that???? uke:

 

[xray_man69]

Has to be said that I have never gone to bed with an old/ugly chick but, like most of us, I have woken up with a few! :embrassed

 

[C.A.S.]

Ever have a BG that looked like this - open sez me. :blah:

 

[aimdeep]

Great advice mate, you are a fountain of knowledge. I konw this would never happen to you

cheers G

 

[Bad Karma]

Oh I remember. Once I had one which did not look so ugly like the one on your picture. But she did the same thing. In the bed. Again and again. uke: uke: uke: uke: uke:

 

[Jack A]

Think this night in LOS was not so funny, mate.... 55555

But have to say i had "same, same" before.

My BG and a friend of mine used my toilet rotational.... 555555

Hugo

 

[Vamp]

5555555 excellent post sishow LOS is filled with hazards thanks for pointing out a few.

 

[Claire M]

Not funny at all cause she never made it to the bathroom. In the night I did not care cause I was over the edge myself. But in the morning............

 

[looby]

Hehe, sounds like u had a great holiday!

 

[hamsmeseRop]

The worse thing is that I forgot to mention in the first post that i was very relieved that i did spend that night in hospital! :light: Because when i was sobering up while having large peices of cotton passed through the whole side of my left foot, i noticed that neither of the girls that where now in the hospital with me, were the most attractive! So in a way it was a 'good' outcome! :love:

Just remeber that these events never did happen! It was just a mass Hallucination that happened in Patong on those days! :cheergal:

 

[Buy]

Only once would have beeen enough for me. watersports never in bed!