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The other day I came home from work and my wife was sitting on the couch with my girlfriend.
Stunned, I asked, "What's going on here?"
My wife replied, "You tell me."
I told her, "It looks like you're sitting here with some total stranger."
My girlfriend stood up and said, "Stranger? We've been sleeping together for months!"

I turned to my wife and asked, "My God, is this true?"

Wife and girlfriend
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    Tomorrow's sneak peek: On Thursday February 27, 2025, our attendants will be Ada 🥰, Cici 🤗, Mia 😘, Vicky ❤️ and Sophie 🔥 Have a good evening! And don't forget to call 905-479-6668 to book!
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    Tomorrow's sneak peek: On Wednesday February 26, 2025, our attendants will be Opal 🤗, Cici 🥰, Sandy 😘, Yoyo 🍑 and Carla ❤️ Call 905-479-6668 to book!
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  31. wonderspa:
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  42. Moneylee:
    All season wellness center: Young girl big boobs beautiful face deep massage Tina ,Young girl big breasted beautiful buttocks charming temperament big boobs Cindy ,young girl pretty face nice figure Thai deep massage carol ,big boobs buttocks deep massage summer,Enchanting sexy petite deep massage Sherry ,🏠address: #5-30 Rambler dr Brampton ,Ontario L6W 1E2☎️4376655510 🦵🦵👄👄🈵️🈵️👅👅
  43. Moneylee:
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  44. Annie Spa:
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  45. New Oriental Health Centre:
    🫦Happy & Vivian are in today 📞Call 📲 Text: (647) 381-2688 Call or Text for early or late bookings... 🍑 Happy is a very talented Korean Babe 👄 Vivian is a Very Horny & Vivacious Chinese Girl! 📅 We are Open 8am til Late #26, 10 East Wilmot Street, Richmond Hill
  46. bnwellness_wilson:
    We have 4 young beautiful girls are working today, young sweet Mis 25’s with curve body and young fun Ivy 36DD with big buttocks open mind, Young cute Taiwaneses Victoria slime and pretty GFE Lina are providing deep tissue and sensual massage, pls call 4163985777 book appointment and walk in always welcome, back entrance and parking available, 350 Wilson Ave North York
  47. luckywellness:
    Lucky Wellness Center 4379721888 295 Eglinton Ave E,Unit 7,Mississauga Sora Bella Kiki work
  48. Lulu1980:
    Phoenix Blossom Spa 🌹🌹🌹3 girls 🔥🔥🔥5124 Dundas St W Etobicoke☎️416-817-3366👍 New girl New girl Maggie 😘😘😘😘sexy body, round buttocks, charming breasts, small nipples (customer feedback) 😘super body slide, very provocative service😘😘😘, professional super Luna deep tissue massage, has therapeutic effect to loosen bones and relieve muscle pressure and will bring you unexpected service effects, she will bring you a little surprise😍😍😍😍❤️ You are welcome to make an appointmen
  49. EMSpa_schedule:
    Here's our sneak peek for tomorrow: On Tuesday February 25, 2025, our attendants will be Ada 🤗, Cici 😘, Ivy 🥰, Christina 🔥 and Monica ❤️ See you then! Call 905-479-6668 to book!
  50. Shangri-la Spa:
    💆‍♀💖Monday 💜💖 Ultimate destination for Asian massages🎉 Two fab spots: SL Richmond Hill & SL West Oakville✨ Your passport to paradise with 10 enchanting girls fr China, HK, Japan & Korea — Top Star Jenny, 🆕Lisa, Suki, Cindy, Yoyo, Kelly, Amber, Busty Echo, JPN Yui & 34D Cici — 🍁🎈 Hit up 647-695-6354🤙 or text to 📱647-578-8169 ✨160 East Beaver Cr., Unit 12, Richmond Hill 💰Where Eastern charm meets Western comfort - your bliss awaits🙌

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