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What do you call a Spanish Goalkeeper with no legs? Grassy arse

The Spanish Computer A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. "House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa." "Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz." A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"...

A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. "House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa." "Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz." A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?" Instead of giving the...

Two doors down there is a conspicuous basement place with pink painted windows. I think it has changed name and ownership since dismal reviews. It's now Chinese and has an actual table shower and older skinny women in fancy hair and dresses ( not armored Spanx). Rooms have walls, not...

I went to this Massage Spot yesterday. Serenity Spa. .5 for the half, .8 for the hour. Massage was good with HE included. There are hardly any extras on the menu. Paid an additional .4 just to get her topless. Wouldn't provide any other services. Would not repeat.

Hi guys All ways been a bit of a fantasy of mine to have a beautiful babe with a D cup or bigger and enjoy some Spanish, finishing with a flourish over the mporementioned D cups. When I have sampled the delights of a couple of the lovely ladies on this board I have all ways asked in...

My birthday is Thursday and a friend or two and I are looking for a great massage place, etc. I'd consider Russian, Spanish or American - I live near Princeton and have overdone the Asian parlors, unless you have a glowing recommendation. Can the wise ones of the board give me any guidance on...

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figuring that knowing the language will icrease once likeabaility, can someone tell me whats spanish for: pussy, clitoris, nipples, 'want to fuck in the ass', 'want to suck your nipples'.:D i know that tits = tetas and ass = culos. Thanks!

Any of you guys carry any English-Spanish dictonaries??? A monger that is visiting Monterrey carries a phrasebook: Mexican-Spanish phrasebook by Lonely Planet books. This is the best book I have ever seen for a monger. Includes a section devoted for sex.... very complete too. Very acurate...

Spanish police have detained a woman who faked her own kidnapping to test whether her husband would pay ranson, sending him a photograph of herself with bound hands and feet, police said Monday. The man received the photo on his mobile phone from someone claiming to be one of the kidnappers...

Anyone interested in getting the Pimsleur Program all 3 levels-- PM me Cheap :D

Good stuff... Drama & Q-Tip !! Probably any program I could load on my iPod would work best with my schedule. Firm

How about the word "andale"? ? ? Am sure you have heard it being used. It's one of our words than can be used for everything. Andale can mean "hurry up" It can be used as in "andale" (am surprised) Andale can be used as "go". Go away, faster.... etc.

speaker! Anyone interested? I'm Argentine, I've been to England and the USA. I love English, and I'd like to have some practice on Messenger, Facebook or Skype! I speak Spanish perfectly ;) Anyone interested in having a chat?

what are the different names for meteorite, shooting star, falling star, ect. to name something, so only put it if it sounds pretty and is easy to pronounce thanks

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I'm not spanish literate. Is there a little thread around here with Sex Lingo in Spanish. i.e. BBBJ, etc.

looking for a spanish girl downtown

This will be my firet visit to Costa Rica. I speak almost no Espanol. What are some phrases I should know?