Chat Hobby pet peeves...

[xtc27]

Fake dirty talk. I guess many guys must like it, but I can't stand when a girl starts with the fake moans or the "cum for me baby" lingo. Total turn off.

...gd Asian mpas act like gf... I like that vibe... NOT dirty slut talk cmon baby cum 4 me... nah. ...being w whore ≠ fantasy 4 me...

Exception in filthy dirty talk = Mei@Flirt... definitely dirty talk... imaginative... it’s like gf talking dirty, still cute...

 

[xtc27]

I haven't really encountered issues with MPAs having bad breath but I think all MPAs should do a mouthwash rinse in between clients too...

... nvr smoked, but frequently dated girls who did... oral fixation has benefits!

...so DFK adventures, u notice some =
smokers... Still a turn-on 4 me...

... & after Vigouroux bj, some girls have bad breath... not cum breath, I mean kinda bad breath from DT... I’m totally ok w that...

But bad breath from oral hygiene? Yuck. And sometimes it’s YER FAVE having a bad day... oh well, mebbe we have bad days 2...

 

[krayjee]

My favorite dirty talks ...
Right there..right there. Don't stop..Don't stop..mm mhmm Oh God..Ohhh godddddd...

 

[xtc27]

My favorite dirty talks ...
Right there..right there. Don't stop..Don't stop..mm mhmm Oh God..Ohhh godddddd...

Especially if it’s me saying it...

 

[BmH6769]

My favorite dirty talks ...
Right there..right there. Don't stop..Don't stop..mm mhmm Oh God..Ohhh godddddd...

Once I was asked by the girl, “Fuck me...fuck me...fuck me to death!!” I laugh so hard and I couldn’t get hard after

 

[BmH6769]

Did any one mention pre-lube? I fucking hate that...

 

[xtc27]

Did any one mention pre-lube? I fucking hate that...

...necessary evil... hard 2b horny 4 every client... don’t take it personally.

 

[BmH6769]

...necessary evil... hard 2b horny 4 every client... don’t take it personally.

Sorry, I drift off a bit when I wrote it. I was going to say the fact that she lie and said “I’m so horny for you, touch me and see how wet I am”...so I just dive right in, damn all I got was a mouth full of lube, not the first time I’ve seen her, prior to that I’ve never seen her use lube b4 that’s what piss me off...At the end of the day, I only had myself to blameweakness for wet pussy

 

[xtc27]

Sorry, I drift off a bit when I wrote it. I was going to say the fact that she lie and said “I’m so horny for you, touch me and see how wet I am”...so I just dive right in, damn all I got was a mouth full of lube, not the first time I’ve seen her, prior to that I’ve never seen her use lube b4 that’s what piss me off...At the end of the day, I only had myself to blameweakness for wet pussy

Naturally wet girls.... Crystal @ Health 7... holy fuck! I went f! wanting HJ & c her naked then2 BJ then2... wanna fuck!

Stripped off her panties... they were totally dry, & she just had shower...

... kissed those nice tits, touched her pussy... INSTANTLY wet....

damndamndamn!

So back then, my mileage wasn’t that high, didn’t fuck in spas... but extremely tempted!

She = actually embarrassed... apologized! (Typical K-girl).... & that convinced me = genuine! Can still remember soft pussy hair w tiny droplet... & my very wet fingers!

...if she returns after lockdown, mebbe visit her again...

Mei @ Flirt also... but she’s really young, they’re like that, eh?

 

[BmH6769]

Naturally wet girls.... Crystal @ Health 7... holy fuck! I went f! wanting HJ & c her naked then2 BJ then2... wanna fuck!

Stripped off her panties... they were totally dry, & she just had shower...

... kissed those nice tits, touched her pussy... INSTANTLY wet....

damndamndamn!

So back then, my mileage wasn’t that high, didn’t fuck in spas... but extremely tempted!

She = actually embarrassed... apologized! (Typical K-girl).... & that convinced me = genuine! Can still remember soft pussy hair w tiny droplet... & my very wet fingers!

...if she returns after lockdown, mebbe visit her again...

Mei @ Flirt also... but she’s really young, they’re like that, eh?

I would def see Mei when she’s back...Heatlh 7 is quite far for me, and I hate traffic in the west end. I used to work at that area and Woodbridge as well. That’s how I discovered HFH, Studio 9, oh and remember TLC good old days

 

[hangul99]

Once I was asked by the girl, “Fuck me...fuck me...fuck me to death!!” I laugh so hard and I couldn’t get hard after

I once had an Asian girl with a Chinese accent say "Fuck me, fuck me, I want to have your baby" Lol!!!

 

[Hornet]

My favorite dirty talks ...
Right there..right there. Don't stop..Don't stop..mm mhmm Oh God..Ohhh godddddd...

Don’t forget:

• Aye Papi (Latinas)
• You so strong (Asian)
• Oooh Baby (Ooh Daddy), yeh (Whites)

 

[Eyewantu2touchme]

My pet peeve happened today:

you go into a place and you don’t have a lot of time and the girl says it will be 10-15 minutes, but you don’t have a lot of time so you say you will come back and then she says no problem, I will do you first and the other guy after. So you give her the money and she runs out of the room, disappearing for...... 10-15 minutes.

She returns, saying she called other girl to do the other guy, but you know she is bouncing between rooms. She gives you a 15 minute massage with the least effort and skill you could ever imagine. And you know you should just leave, but you are horny so you give her 120 for a bj, slide and full service. As soon as you give her the cash, she runs out of the room, saying she will be back in 2 minutes, she needs a shower. You watch on the monitor as she knocks on the door of the other guy’s room. You wait. And wait.

You start to jerk off out of boredom. After 8-10 minutes, the monitor shows her scurrying out of that room to another room, and the shower goes on. You look at your watch, and you are already late picking up your kid, and you still have to drive there. You say fuck this and jackhammer yourself until you cum on the floor. You look for wipes or towels but there aren’t any, so you rush to get dressed to get the hell outta there and of course she returns before you’ve finished dressing. You try to put yourself between her and the pool of jizz and finish dressing, and then you run the hell outta there as fast as possible. that’s my pet peeve.

 

[Deleted member 73937]

My pet peeve happened today:

you go into a place and you don’t have a lot of time and the girl says it will be 10-15 minutes, but you don’t have a lot of time so you say you will come back and then she says no problem, I will do you first and the other guy after. So you give her the money and she runs out of the room, disappearing for...... 10-15 minutes.

She returns, saying she called other girl to do the other guy, but you know she is bouncing between rooms. She gives you a 15 minute massage with the least effort and skill you could ever imagine. And you know you should just leave, but you are horny so you give her 120 for a bj, slide and full service. As soon as you give her the cash, she runs out of the room, saying she will be back in 2 minutes, she needs a shower. You watch on the monitor as she knocks on the door of the other guy’s room. You wait. And wait.

You start to jerk off out of boredom. After 8-10 minutes, the monitor shows her scurrying out of that room to another room, and the shower goes on. You look at your watch, and you are already late picking up your kid, and you still have to drive there. You say fuck this and jackhammer yourself until you cum on the floor. You look for wipes or towels but there aren’t any, so you rush to get dressed to get the hell outta there and of course she returns before you’ve finished dressing. You try to put yourself between her and the pool of jizz and finish dressing, and then you run the hell outta there as fast as possible. that’s my pet peeve.

Monitor???? what spa is this? that sounds...uh.....odd

 

[Eyewantu2touchme]

Monitor???? what spa is this? that sounds...uh.....odd

Almost every spa I go into has the security cam footage piped into the rooms

 

[Deleted member 66315]

Herpes. That's probably my biggest pet peeve about MPA.

 

[Deleted member 73937]

Herpes. That's probably my biggest pet peeve about MPA.

lmao

 

[cupcrazy]

1) bait and switch
2) Ask you to wait for her while she serves the other customer first despite you showed up first.
3) Asks for tips up front first before the session started.
4) Tells you the service will be reduced because due to high volume of customers. I basically told her to go fuck herself and I left.

 

[cupcrazy]

Mpaanon, I'm sure you're right (I've heard other MPAs talk about the 'fine' too) but KJ is not wrong either (and yes, he does know a lot about this business, mostly the asian spas though)...you guys are just talking about two different types of spas.

I agree. Mary (owner of Alice Spa and Angel spa) actually charged a mpa $10 for leaving the heat on overnight to cover the cost of the electricity. If owners does levy a fine. It will be a matter of time the good mpa will no longer work for that spa.

 

[OG_funguy]

My pet peeve happened today:

you go into a place and you don’t have a lot of time and the girl says it will be 10-15 minutes, but you don’t have a lot of time so you say you will come back and then she says no problem, I will do you first and the other guy after. So you give her the money and she runs out of the room, disappearing for...... 10-15 minutes.

She returns, saying she called other girl to do the other guy, but you know she is bouncing between rooms. She gives you a 15 minute massage with the least effort and skill you could ever imagine. And you know you should just leave, but you are horny so you give her 120 for a bj, slide and full service. As soon as you give her the cash, she runs out of the room, saying she will be back in 2 minutes, she needs a shower. You watch on the monitor as she knocks on the door of the other guy’s room. You wait. And wait.

You start to jerk off out of boredom. After 8-10 minutes, the monitor shows her scurrying out of that room to another room, and the shower goes on. You look at your watch, and you are already late picking up your kid, and you still have to drive there. You say fuck this and jackhammer yourself until you cum on the floor. You look for wipes or towels but there aren’t any, so you rush to get dressed to get the hell outta there and of course she returns before you’ve finished dressing. You try to put yourself between her and the pool of jizz and finish dressing, and then you run the hell outta there as fast as possible. that’s my pet peeve.

Yeah, this is much worse than the ones I listed in the first post... fortunately for me, it doesn't really happen at the spas I go to (it's more probably more common at the smaller places).