Review Noodle 🍜 story

[Linda lovely]

Hawaii Health Spa: 4162618088

Unite7 - 3110 kingston rd.Scarborough m1m 1p2,

Host: linda

Subject: noodle story

After 90 minutes massage ,one customer said that his body was so light , feel like a wet noodle, this remind me a noodle story.
Here we go:
One customer came here for a massage , he is not young, he is too much complicated, he asked me massage him like this, I say ok massaged like this, he asked me massage him like that ,I say ok massage like that, massage like this this, massage like that that, massage this that and massage that this, this this that that, massage like this this, not massage like that that, massage this not massage that, massage this this this, massage that that that... I looked at the clock and thought how could I survive in this 45 minutes? Wish the clock could run faster, Then continue
massaged like this, massaged like that, massaged this this, massaged that that, this that that this this this that that...finally I said:" you see this soft like a noodle, noodle do noodle things how about let me concentrate on blowing it out?"
Then I saw his face from delight became upset and said: " I am 74 years old, I am a noodle, I am a noodle , God gives me this noodle, this noodle makes 3 children, I am a noodle ,I am a noodle, you should not say that I am a noodle, this really hurt me"
I looked at him silently and sorrily! I wish I could get it back before he heard that.
from then I know noodle is noodle, noodle can not speak out in some sircumstances!!
One the June 30th.2020 -- the first day spa alow to reopened, he call to book an appointment at 11am, I recognized it was him, and I reminded myself, be very careful to avoid noodle matter.
When started massge, he did the same way like before , massage like this ,massage like that, massage this this massage that that...I was as patient as possible this time , avoid noodle avoid noodle ...
then he started talking about noodle ,he noodled noodled himself several times, he said;" you told me that I am a noodle, yes I am a noodle...:
Seemed like he was happy talking like this, I started to relax my tension, we started joking noodle noodle, noodle is good, good is noodle, noodle noodle, good good, noodle no problem, problem no noodle...finally I gave him a blow job, finished this 45 minutes session happily.
From then I am start wondering why: same person, same word , same noodle, sometimes angry sometimes joyfull, i think West culture is too much complicated than Chinese culture ! but after my massage , people feel body relaxed and say noodle noodle is 100% positive.

 

[Linda lovely]

Hawaii health spa
3110 kingston rd.Scarborough unit 7 m1m 1p2
Tel: 4162618088
Host: linda

Water story:

I have one customer, he become my fun since I started massage job, English is his second language same as me, but he went to Links, Esl school learn English very hard and he is trying to speak official or government English , for example he doesn't say "now", he say "present",
He doesn't say" after", he say "afterwards" ; he doesn't say "expensive", he say costly, "my costly water "

Here is the water story:

Haja always come to me for a massage after spa close time , let's say like after 10 pm, he always brings beer, foods, after every girl leave, we start drinking beers eat foods then start massage. Here is the dialogue between me and haja:
Haja:" linda, I don't want my water come out"
Me: "ok ok, i will not let your water come out , but haja, it is late, we do one hour massage ok? "
Haja: "no two hours"
Me: " ok ,one and half hour"
I start massage massage massage massage
After one and half hour , I said:" haja, we finished, let's go home"
Haja: " no, do two hours"
Me: " ok after two hours we go home ok? "
so massage massage massage...
Me: " Haja ,two hours , we finished ok?
Haja: " no three hours, four hours"
Me: " it is very late haja, I need go home sleep and tomorrow i have to come back to work, you see the day is breaking"
Haja:" no three hours, four hours"
Then I recognized his tricky water, that is why he doesn't want his water come out!!!!
Me:"Then your water have to come out"
Haja:" no linda, I don't want my water come out "
Me: "no ! your water have to come out, otherwise this massage will never end"
Haji:" no I don't want my water come out please"
Me: "no ! your water have to come out "
Haja started cover his pravite area with his hands, and said: "please I don't want my water come out, I promise"
Me : "no ! your water have to come out "
Haja: "no please, I don't want my water come out, I promise.
Me:"no your water have to come out"
Finally he agree to give him a blowjob...
I just blew him in half second, his water came out and he shouted:" oh stupid linda, what are you doing, oh my costly water, oh my costly water"
As soon as his water came out, his attitude is completly different and i was surprised that how his mind changed so fast ! I was little bit nervous at that moment, talked about water water so long time, I am not use to it
As soon as his water came out, he put clothes on, patted his pocket, checking around if something left...
Haja:" quick quick linda, it is late, I ride bicycle home , it is very far, let's go go go," he started to rush me home, so I locked the spa's door and go home.

Bye bye three hours four hours massage, bye bye Haji, see you next time.

I found that as soon as haja's water come out, he want go home right away, i think that not only Haja, same to every one!
So I think that I discovered the special function of water, should I win the Nobel Peace Prize?

 

[snoopdoggie]

Hawaii Health Spa

unit7, 3110 kingston rd.Scarborough,m1m 1p2

:4162618088
Host : linda & jenny

The pretty Philippine girl Jenny works here today and Friday, she will stay late at night here too.
She is good at shiatsu massage and Swedish massage.
Linda is a professional body care, she can deal with all kinds of body pain and any uncomfortable symptoms , for example: dizziness, sleeping problem, swollenings, coughing, gout,stomach acid... any chronic sickness.
Thank you!
Happy Valentine's Day

Can you cure leukemia?

 

[Linda lovely]

Can you cure leukemia?

The prerequisite for curing leukemia is to improve the patient's physical condition.

 

[Linda lovely]

Hawaii health spa
3110 kingston rd. dScarborough m1m 1p2
:4162618088

Hello everyone:

Tomorrow coco and Philippine girl Jenny will work together, it is the first time that these two girls work together, they never meet before, but I balabala to Jenny about coco and coco about Jenny, I will be a six hands massage standby!
Wellcome to our spa feel different girl's masssge and thank you very much for supporting and caring about us!

 

[snoopdoggie]

The prerequisite for curing leukemia is to improve the patient's physical condition.

So I guess you mean prevention?

 

[Linda lovely]

So I guess you mean prevention?

It’s not prevention, it’s self-healing.

 

[Linda lovely]

HAPPY LONG WEEKEND!

HAWAII HEALTH SPA
3110 kingston rd. Unit 7, Scarborough , m1m 1p2
:4162618088

WE OPEN LONG WEEKEND, COCO &LINDA WILL BE AVAILABLE THEN.

Coco is a really love giver girl! Her motto is: treat every customer as your lover, love them and give them a lot of love.
Coco work here today (Sunday), her stable schedule is every Sunday and monday 1030am to 7pm .

Linda come back from china, she is good at fixing any uncomfortable symptoms and relief stress and pain and open mind services too.

wellcome to feel coco's love masssge and linda will be here backup for 4 hands massage.

Thanks everyone here for helping our business! We are ready to take good care of you, your happyness and healthiness are our prioritied goals.
Thanks everyone again!
:4162618088

 

[snoopdoggie]

HAPPY LONG WEEKEND!

HAWAII HEALTH SPA
3110 kingston rd. Unit 7, Scarborough , m1m 1p2
:4162618088

WE OPEN LONG WEEKEND, COCO &LINDA WILL BE AVAILABLE THEN.

Coco is a really love giver girl! Her motto is: treat every customer as your lover, love them and give them a lot of love.
Coco work here today (Sunday), her stable schedule is every Sunday and monday 1030am to 7pm .

Linda come back from china, she is good at fixing any uncomfortable symptoms and relief stress and pain and open mind services too.

wellcome to feel coco's love masssge and linda will be here backup for 4 hands massage.

Thanks everyone here for helping our business! We are ready to take good care of you, your happyness and healthiness are our prioritied goals.
Thanks everyone again!
:4162618088

Happy Labour Day!
Giving massages and Bbbjs is a labour of love.

 

[Linda lovely]

Happy Labour Day!
Giving massages and Bbbjs is a labour of love.

True

 

[Linda lovely]

Hawaii Health Spa

unit7, 3110 kingston rd.Scarborough,m1m 1p2

:4162618088
Host : linda & jenny

The pretty Philippine girl Jenny works here today , she will stay late at night here too.
She is good at shiatsu massage and Swedish massage and open minded services.
Linda is a professional body care, she can deal with all kinds of body pain and any uncomfortable symptoms , for example: dizziness, sleeping problem, swollenings, coughing, gout,stomach acid... any chronic sickness.
Wellcome to our spa get a good body care.
Thank you very much !
:4162618088

 

[Linda lovely]

This is LINDA & Friends - your favourite massage girls in Toronto

Happy to see you all our friends at Hawaii Health Spa

3110 Kingston Road Unit #7 Scarborough ON M1M 1P2

CALL OR TEXT LINDA @ 647-607-9982

CALL ONLY SPA LANDLINE @ 416-261-8088

Available EVERYDAY early morning 9:00am to late night 12:00am

FLEXIBLE WORKING HOURS EVERYDAY CALL OR TEXT TO BOOK WITH Chinese Linda, Taiwanese Lily, Filipina Jenny, Chinese Cindy, Shanghai Eva or Chinese Cindy

Linda is a specially trained female therapist from a family of massage traditions over generations, offering deep tissue, therapeutic massage to de-stress your sore muscles and cure any discomfort, in hygienic and sanitized environment. Also offering suggestions and sharing knowledge on health topics and body care by telling you the truth behind your illnesses and the right way to stay healthy.

BBBJCIM CFS RIMMING BODY SLIDE NUDE REVERSE MASSAGE SERVICES AVAILABLE AS WELL FOUR HANDS DUO MASSAGE
:4162618088

 

[snoopdoggie]

This is LINDA & Friends - your favourite massage girls in Toronto

Happy to see you all our friends at Hawaii Health Spa

3110 Kingston Road Unit #7 Scarborough ON M1M 1P2

CALL OR TEXT LINDA @ 647-607-9982

CALL ONLY SPA LANDLINE @ 416-261-8088

Available EVERYDAY early morning 9:00am to late night 12:00am

FLEXIBLE WORKING HOURS EVERYDAY CALL OR TEXT TO BOOK WITH Chinese Linda, Taiwanese Lily, Filipina Jenny, Chinese Cindy, Shanghai Eva or Chinese Cindy

Linda is a specially trained female therapist from a family of massage traditions over generations, offering deep tissue, therapeutic massage to de-stress your sore muscles and cure any discomfort, in hygienic and sanitized environment. Also offering suggestions and sharing knowledge on health topics and body care by telling you the truth behind your illnesses and the right way to stay healthy.

BBBJCIM CFS RIMMING BODY SLIDE NUDE REVERSE MASSAGE SERVICES AVAILABLE AS WELL FOUR HANDS DUO MASSAGE
:4162618088

Have any of the new girls tried to share doing the 3 times Bbbjcim challenge with you?

 

[GuiGui]

Have any of the new girls tried to share doing the 3 times Bbbjcim challenge with you?

I like to know that too

 

[Linda lovely]

I like to know that too

Yes

 

[Linda lovely]

Hawaii health spa
#7, 3110 kingston rd. Scarborough m1m 1p2
: 4162618088

Host: Cindy & lindy

Happy Monday to everyone!
We have a new girl Cindy works here today, A pretty Chinese girl , open minded services, good massage skills.

Linda is a professional massage girl, fix any uncomfortable symptoms and open minded services.

Wellcome to our spa to get a good body care.
: 4162618088

 

[snoopdoggie]

Yes

How are the results?

 

[Linda lovely]

Hawaii health spa
3110 kingston rd.Scarborough. m1m 1p2
: 4162618088

Host: Lily and linda

Kung Fu

One lady call me to book an appointment yesterday, sounded like she knew me very well but I couldn't recognize her voice, she came in and I was busy with customer, she waited for me patiently, when I finished the customer and went to see her, she seemed very happy, took me as a old friend, she told me that she had pain over her legs this time and suggested me massage her legs only, in that way that it would not take me much time, I asked her to face down on the massage table , she confused, I said that her legs problems came from her back somewhere, she followed my options and when I started massaging her, she kept on moving her body to avoid me hit the points which related her problems, oh I recognized her and I said:" oh i remember you , you said my masssge are "kungfu", you are a dentist assistant, your hold machine all the time, your right shoulder pain...you twisted your body too much same like this time, I was mad at you ,cause I couldn't work on you properly and time passed by so fast , wasted my time"
She said:" yes, yes, but my shoulder never pain again after your masssge, that is why I came back, I ally on you too much and I introduced my colleagues come to see you too"
I said :" yes, let people know my massage skills , let people get benefit from my massage, no matter how many years pain or problems, i know where the points control them , i can just rub problems away like this", I snapped my fingers, i saw her eyes shinning and admired me too much! i fell so cool in front of her with my kungfu massage hahahahaha.
She left happily said:" a new body" I think she posted a new review in Google somewhere, you can go to have a look.
Wellcome to our spa, we have different girls work every day and linda work there every day , we provide exotic and pornographic services and professional massage , your happyness and healthiness are our prioritied goals.
Thank you very much for caring and supporting us.

We have lily and linda work today, lily has big boo boos and open minded services

please call at :
:4162618088

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[snoopdoggie]

Hawaii health spa
3110 kingston rd.Scarborough. m1m 1p2
: 4162618088

Host: Lily and linda

Kung Fu

One lady call me to book an appointment yesterday, sounded like she knew me very well but I couldn't recognize her voice, she came in and I was busy with customer, she waited for me patiently, when I finished the customer and went to see her, she seemed very happy, took me as a old friend, she told me that she had pain over her legs this time and suggested me massage her legs only, in that way that it would not take me much time, I asked her to face down on the massage table , she confused, I said that her legs problems came from her back somewhere, she followed my options and when I started massaging her, she kept on moving her body to avoid me hit the points which related her problems, oh I recognized her and I said:" oh i remember you , you said my masssge are "kungfu", you are a dentist assistant, your hold machine all the time, your right shoulder pain...you twisted your body too much same like this time, I was mad at you ,cause I couldn't work on you properly and time passed by so fast , wasted my time"
She said:" yes, yes, but my shoulder never pain again after your masssge, that is why I came back, I ally on you too much and I introduced my colleagues come to see you too"
I said :" yes, let people know my massage skills , let people get benefit from my massage, no matter how many years pain or problems, i know where the points control them , i can just rub problems away like this", I snapped my fingers, i saw her eyes shinning and admired me too much! i fell so cool in front of her with my kungfu massage hahahahaha.
She left happily said:" a new body" I think she posted a new review in Google somewhere, you can go to have a look.
Wellcome to our spa, we have different girls work every day and linda work there every day , we provide exotic and pornographic services and professional massage , your happyness and healthiness are our prioritied goals.
Thank you very much for caring and supporting us.

We have lily and linda work today, lily has big boo boos and open minded services

please call at :
:4162618088

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Do you offer erotic massage and happy ending for women too?